tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9443873.post110631513988388630..comments2024-03-17T09:17:18.207+00:00Comments on DARKMATTERS - The Mind Of Matt: Bruce Willis in Hostage Situation...Matt Adcockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09151440959074811087noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9443873.post-1106592715421760602005-01-24T18:51:00.000+00:002005-01-24T18:51:00.000+00:00Yes Bruce has certainly delivered some great lines...Yes Bruce has certainly delivered some great lines over the years, made memorable I think by his mixture of gritty hardman determination, derisory wit and desperate human vulnerability. I know, Matt, that you couldn't mention every great line that has passed through those clenched teeth or wryly smiling lips, all the brilliant one-liners in Die Hard could fill your blog on their own, but I do think that there a few more that need mentioning.<br /><br />From Die Hard (1988)<br /><br />STEALING THE BOOTS OF THE BADGUY HE'S JUST SHOT - "A million terrorists in the world and I kill the one with feet smaller than my sister."<br /><br />WHEN TOLD HE IS USING A CHANNEL RESERVED FOR EMERGENCY CALLS - "No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"<br /><br />AFTER HE HAS DROPPED A DEAD BODY ONTO THE BONNET OF A POLICE CAR - "Welcome to the party pal"<br /><br />I could go on but I have sudden urge to watch a film...<br /><br />Oh but I have to mention the brilliantly funny and underrated Hudson Hawk (1991)<br /><br />WHEN ASKED HOW LONG HE SPENT IN PRISON - "Let's just say, I never saw E.T."<br /><br />One last Bruce moment from the excellent The Fifth Element(1997)<br /><br />AS HE IS ASKED TO IDENTIFY HIMSELF TO A POLICE SPOTCHECK - "I am a meat popsicle"<br /><br />I excitedly await his new releases. Mikey B.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com