"the youth of today??" Sometimes a Monkey phones me up or emails, he asks if I want to review things for him, I normally say ...

The Number 23 (15) Dir. Joel Schumacher Reviewed by Matt Adcock I stepped out of the cinema at 23:23pm, there was a crazy look on the face ...

"You start talking about capes and tights and I'm out of here..." Heroes hit the UK last night on the Sci Fi channel, I manag...

"The PS3 might be expensive - but it's selling!" There's been so much doom and gloom mongering about the PS3 launch(es) th...

"is this the prototype PS4..." It is cracking me up reading all the anti Sony web buzz at the moment - so many people moaning abou...

Still in love with DIE HARD... "remember this cheeky young chap from DIE HARD 1988?" "here he was in the top sequel DIE HARD ...

Hot Fuzz (15) Dir. Edgar Wright Reviewed by Matt Adcock Every minute of every day – a crime is being committed somewhere. I can feel it; I c...

"My wife Gail looks a lot like this elf... except for the ears maybe?" Some of my friends are monkeys - and there's this Irish...

Hannibal Rising (18) Dir. Peter Webber Reviewed by Matt Adcock Something smells bad here… there’s an unmistakeable stench in the air. Is it...

The Man Who Fell To Earth (18) Dir. Nicolas Roeg Reviewed by Matt Adcock I come in *cult classic* peace and bring you David ‘Is there life ...

Wassup Rockers (15) Dir. Larry Clark Reviewed by Matt Adcock Wow, nobody does teens like Larry Clark, he does ‘em in Kids, Bully, Another Da...

The clock is ticking... The prize is waiting... The effort will be supreme... 43 days...

Notes On A Scandal (15) Dir. Richard Eyre Reviewed by Matt Adcock I’ve seen some scary stuff on film in my time and I imagine after reading...

Ils - Them (15) Dir. David Moreau & Xavier Palud Reviewed by Matt Adcock Repeat after me: “Ces événements sont basés sur une histoire v...

Blood Diamond (15) Dir. Edward Zwick Reviewed by Matt Adcock "Sometimes I wonder if God will ever forgive us for what we've done to...

Drop Box (unrated) Dir. Anesty and Spiros Carasoulos Reviewed by Matt Adcock Heard the one about the young pop princess superstar who made a...

Right at Your Door (15) Dir. Chris Gorak Reviewed by Matt Adcock Right at Your Door is a white knuckle, panic inducing terror ride of the hi...

Frostbite (15)  Dir. Anders Banke Reviewed by Matt Adcock If you went down to the woods in the Ukraine in 1944, you might have run into ...

Haven (15) Dir. Frankie E. Flowers Reviewed by Matt Adcock After watching Haven (made back in 2004 and out in the US and yet only soon to be...