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Saturday, December 28, 2024

Funnyman review and recollections of filmmaker

Funny Man


Dir. Simon Sprackling 


Reviewed by Matt Adcock  (X @cleric20, Bluesky @cleric20.bsky.social)



“You're a funny man, Mister Taylor, but I've known funnier… and so will you.” 



🎭💀 If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if The Mask had a dark, demented British cousin who moonlights as a supernatural killer, Funny Man is your answer. 


This 1994 cult oddity serves up a twisted cocktail of surreal humour, low-budget horror, and unapologetic absurdity that feels like an unholy lovechild of Monty Python and Clive Barker. And yes, it’s as weird as it sounds.


The plot kicks off with a shady card game resulting in a mansion being passed to a hapless winner. Said mansion, however, comes with a gruesome bonus: a murderous jester who thrives on torturing and dispatching victims in gleefully bizarre ways. Enter the Funnyman himself, played with unhinged glee by Tim James, whose charisma and cackling menace turn even his worst one-liners into oddly memorable zingers. Is he scary? A little. Entertaining? Absolutely!!


Director Simon Sprackling isn’t afraid to embrace the bonkers premise, leaning into the low-budget charm with inventive kills and fourth-wall-breaking antics. The Funnyman’s habit of addressing the audience directly adds a twisted theatricality, making you feel like a complicit spectator in his macabre vaudeville - kind of like Funny Games but not quite as bleak. One moment you’re laughing at his pun-laden quips; the next, you’re questioning your sense of humour as he gleefully carves up his victims.


The supporting cast is a grab bag of eccentric characters who range from oblivious to outright ridiculous. Highlights include Christopher Lee’s cameo (yes, Christopher ‘The Wicker Man’ Lee) as a devilishly droll gambler who seems to have wandered effortlessly adds a ton of classy gravitas. 


it's not PC...


The film’s refusal to take itself seriously is both its charm and its Achilles’ heel, I absolutely love the madness but I can see that if you’re not on its bizarre wavelength, Funny Man might feel a bit tedious and account for the underwhelming 2.7/5 score on Letterboxd!?


Visually, the film punches above its weight with its creative gore effects and surreal set pieces. The mansion itself becomes a character, a nightmarish playground for the titular killer’s antics. There’s a hallucinatory quality to the whole affair, as if the filmmakers decided that reality was optional and just rolled with it.


Funny Man is proudly crass, chaotic, and occasionally nonsensical. If you have taste for offbeat horror-comedies, and haven’t watched this yet - GO WATCH IT NOW!! For my money, it’s a hidden gem that offers something truly unique. Beneath the silliness lies a sly commentary on genre conventions, as the film gleefully skewers tropes while revelling in them at the same time.


So, if you’re in the mood for a film that’s equal parts twisted pantomime and gore-soaked fever dream, Funny Man is worth your time. Just don’t expect it to make sense🎭🔪


Out of a potential 5, you have to go with a Darkmatters:


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Recollections of Funnyman -- Dominic Hailstone


I had the pleasure of bumping into the artist/film-maker Dominic Hailstone who worked on Funny Man.


The Funny Man was the first feature film that myself and effects artist Duncan Jarman worked on.


Up until that point, we were both making shot-on-video horror films and doing odd fx jobs for fetish magazines, so we were both eager to cut our teeth on something more substantial.


It was probably the craziest film I’ve ever worked on in more ways than one.


Our boss was Neil Gorton, who now runs Millennium fx. He pulled us in to help but then graciously handed us the keys as he was busy on another job, so we effectively got to get a taste of what it was like to run an

actual show.


It was exceptionally hard work. Literally trying to figure out how to tackle the job, thrown in at the deep end, sink or swim stuff. Absolute hell, but I now look back on it fondly because we were basically left alone, something which is rare nowadays.


The film was directed and written by Simon Sprackling who whilst a lovely guy, isn’t one to spend money. At all! The film was made for next to nothing and the FX budget was about ten grand or so. In fact, we still haven’t been paid!


Because of this the crew weren’t exactly professional. There were a few pros there, but most of it was made up of a rag tag gang of characters that Simon knew. There was a lot of hash to smoke and beer to drink, so that smoothed things over.



The location was a huge, disused insane asylum -- Fairmile Hospital near Reading -- And the place was as spooky as you’d expect. It was like being part of a horror film it’s self, wandering the deserted, dusty halls and finding old medical records and implements. Quite disturbing stuff.


The stairwells all had nets, like a prison might, to stop people jumping off and there were various secret passages and odd rooms. The place was fully kitted out with bunks and showers like a military building, so we slept in a sort of barracks. It was often impossible to get sleep simply because of the amount of squeaky bed springs we’d hear when members of the crew were getting busy with each other.


There was also the very real problem of the patients coming back -- The ex-patients who used to live in asylum saw it as a place of comfort, and so they’d often escape their care and travel miles just to get back home. It’s very sad but what it meant was that you’d see these poor fellows wandering the grounds just wanting to come inside.


This understandably scared the crew. Our workshop was a few hundred yards away from the main building, and we used to giggle as the AD’s would come to visit us, act calm, then run like the clappers back to the main building terrified out of their skin.


Then, one night we heard commotion outside our workshop. The threat was real. A helicopter was buzzing and we were told us to get inside as a dangerous patient had escaped and was seen in the area. He was caught soon afterwards... Or was he? We never really knew.



It was a very dangerous location though. People were riding dirt bikes, van surfing and generally behaving like idiots most of the time. I almost lost some fingers due to a mishap with some piano wire and choked to death due to cyanide fumes at one point. This was on top of the constant Asbestos signs that we’d find everywhere and ignore.



Christopher Lee was the guest star in the film and the whole crew had dinner with him at the beginning of the shoot. My memory of him was that he sat at the head of a huge dinner table, a fire roaring at one end, talking endlessly. Simon the director dutifully listened to him as he got tireder and tireder and more and more drunk. I

was on LSD at the time though, and had better things to do.



Once the main shoot was over we relocated to Shepperton studios which made things much easier. Some extra money was thrown around and we got to add some more effects.


There was a old set there that was being used for a period drama and Simon wrangled a deal to blow it up. It’s always a lot of fun seeing things explode and I remember being impressed that Simon was basically able to take advantage of the set being there (it was going to get knocked down anyway) and add value to his film for very little money.


Proper Roger Corman stuff.


One of my fondest memories wasn’t about the film though, but a production that was working nearby.

When we were in the Shepperton pub, the doors opened and Béatrice Dalle, Betty Blue herself walked in. She was the pinup of the moment and the pub literally stopped dead as she sauntered through the bar swinging her

hips. The hilarious thing was though, that as soon as she entered we saw she had a train of about five men, all drooling, following her like dogs. In a few moments she was gone, smiling with all the confidence in

the world.


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www.dominichailstone.com


Read more about the film here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny_Man_(film) 


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Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Writing Review of 2024

The Year in Complete Darkness

Matt Adcock  (X @cleric20, Bluesky @cleric20.bsky.social)

2024 has been an incredibly productive year - it's sometimes only when you stop and take stock that you appreciate the outputs - so I thought I'd capture some highlights.

Overview:

One comic launched - COMPLETE DARKNESS ISSUE III

This was a fun project, Karl Brown who is my artist went to town on the battle sequence that sees the authorities of London 2 come up against otherworldly foes who can not be stopped. It cumulates in a tactical nuclear strike... This is set against the backdrop of the hero Cleric20's romantic tryst which I wanted to be a classic one-two punch of sex and violence :)

We successfully funded the issue on Kickstarter and went on to sell most of the initial print run of 500 copies throughout the year at various comic-cons and direct orders.


Two comic short stories published in anthologies

KILLTOPIA NANO JAMS

Had a great time seeing my story come to life in Dave Cook's incredible expansion of his Killtopia universe. I got to work with an excellent team of comic artist talent including Laura Helsby: (Hoops) illustrator and Comic book artist | Grantie award winner | 2000 AD etc! 

My story SMUFF is a 'what if' kind of black mirror look at what might happen if the government launched a new foodstuff. Cheap, addictive, and erm, packing homicidal side effects... 

WIP COMICS SHORT STORIES

I love the WIP London group I've been part of for several years now. WIP Comics (or Work in Progress Comics, to give it its full name) is a group made to help aspiring artists, writers and comic creators move their ideas and projects forward. With two monthly meetups and a podcast, led by the mighty Joe Stone, you will not find a nicer bunch to hang out with.

They produce an annual publication of comics in anthology form and this year I had a story in it. I got Jim Hobbs to draw fun short of COMPLETE DARKNESS character Captain Addams - getting his own video game spin off.


An Audiobook of COMPLETE DARKNESS

Since getting published I've been keen to get an audiobook version of my novel out into the world and this year I worked through ACX to achieve it. The process was smooth, 40 voice artists auditioned and I found the brilliant Nick Cracknell who stood out with his use of voice modulation to tackle the extense 'Hitchikers Guide To Galaxy' style footnotes.

I feard it might be cringe to hear your book read back to you but instead it made me grin, and the feedback has been great too. Making it's production cost back in just a few months and selling well. It's lovely to have this version of the darkness available on Audible.


Two new locally set short stories launched

THE HITCHIN HIGHWAY MURDERS

This was the second local scary legend tale following The Hertfordshire Drownings

Long shadows stalk the lanes and alleys of the quiet market town Hitchin. Grisly deaths begin to mount up along with sightings of a Highwayman. Could a vengeful spirit be claiming revenge for past wrongs?

- I wrote this based on the local historic hanging of a Highwayman in the town (there is a plaque over the gateway to the Kite at The Red Hart pub). My speculative tale sees a brutal murder spree grip the town - but is it the long dead Highwayman or some other psycho killer?

Had a great launch reading this at Hitchin Library in the summer where we sold 40 tickets and put on a wine and deli food to make an evening of it. The story featured cameos of some of the book group i go to (who get massacred)...

A CURIOUS CHRISTMAS ROMANCE

As a change, I wrote a less grim counterpoint to the James Herbert horror of The Highwayman, A Curious Christmas Romance does what it says on the cover but does pack a twist.

A Christmassy tale set again in Hitchin of how a chance meeting leads to a relationship neither side saw coming. Can love survive between two very different souls? 

Inspired by a book my elderly aunt Gloria gave me earlier in the year, this was a nice project and deals with some contemporary issues such as coercive controlling behaviours in relationships.

I got to launch it at Hitchin Library as part of the Winter Festival which was a memorable evening - despite the mulled cider!? Thanks to local artist Liz Noble for the illustrations!


Comic Cons and Literature Festivals...


in 2024 I tabled at:

Thought Bubble

Hitchin Comic Con

Hertfordshire Book Festival

Forward Festival

Hitchin Summer Festival

Medway River Literature Festival

Hitchin Creative Day

Coco Comic Con

Luton Comic Con

Norwich Comic Con

Hitchin Winter Festival


I absolutely love selling books and comics face to face, meeting other creatives and speaking on panels too. Getting to an event every month bar 2 as been a great way to make sales - the inaugral Hitchin Comic Con was the biggest ROI with one day sales of over £500 (and no fee to attend).


Overall this year have sold more 1,000 units across the range that I have written which feels like a nice amount for a part time author / creator.


WORK IN PROGRESS

I am currently working on two novels HARSH LANGUAGE - a '90s set heist thriller and INHERENT DARKNESS - the second Darkmatters Novel both of which I'd like to get out in 2025, as well as another local legend short story 'The Grey Lady's Curse'.


Let's see what happens!





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Monday, December 23, 2024

Matt Enters Danielewski's House of Leaves

 


Unpacking a New Favourite Book: Matt Dives Deep into House of Leaves

 

Thoughts from Matt Adcock (X @cleric20, Bluesky @cleric20.bsky.social)

 

I have always loved books and have spent probably years of my life reading. Every now and then a book comes along that changes you, challenges how you think about things, stirs your soul and engages beyond the realm of normality.

 

House of Leaves  (HOL) is such a book and I completely missed it when it came out. In fact I only read it after getting it recommended by my Hosts In The Shell podcast c0-host Jon. 

 

How to even begin? Well, it is fair to say that few books in the last two decades have elicited the kind of reverence, confusion, and obsession as Mark Z. Danielewski’s House of Leaves. I’m still kicking myself that I have only just got to it!?



Equal parts haunted house story, meta-fictional experiment, and a study in human relationships, the novel defies categorisation. Its labyrinthine structure mirrors the house at its core, drawing readers into its pages with the promise of discovery while challenging them to piece together its many layers. For those willing to step into its unsettling depths, House of Leaves offers an experience unlike any other. I have very rarely felt as engaged and energised as I was by this book. It sits alongside visceral and formative reading experiences such as The Wasp Factory & The Bridge by Iain Banks, Weaveworld by Clive Barker, The Kind In Yellow by Robert W. Chambers and Sepulchre by James Herbert to name but a few.

 

From its very presentation, House of Leaves announces itself as something different. The narrative unfolds through multiple layers, beginning with Johnny Truant’s discovery of the "Navidson Record" — a manuscript detailing a family’s experiences with a house that is larger on the inside than it is on the outside. 

 

But this is not a straightforward story. The book’s text is fragmented, its typography playful and disorienting. Footnotes spiral into their own subplots, text flips upside down, and entire sections are presented in seemingly meaningless configurations. Yet every choice Danielewski makes feels deliberate, demanding readers interact with the book not just as a story but as a puzzle to be solved. I wish I’d read this before fighting with my publisher about the length of footnotes I wanted to include in my debut novel Complete Darkness – as I think showing just how much they expand the whole experience here would win the day!?



I’ve seen some say that the format of HOL is just a gimmick but I say ‘bollocks’ for me t’s a testament to the book’s creativity. By manipulating the physical act of reading, Danielewski turns the novel into a reflection of its content. As the characters grapple with the impossibilities of the house, I found myself almost lost in a textual maze, mirroring their disorientation.

 

At its heart, House of Leaves is a story about a house that refuses to obey the laws of physics. Will Navidson, a Pulitzer Prize-winning photojournalist, moves into the house with his family, only to discover that its interior dimensions don’t align with its exterior. Hallways appear where none existed, and a mysterious, ever-expanding void opens up in the basement. The "Navidson Record" chronicles his attempts to explore this anomaly, capturing the psychological toll it takes on him and those around him.

 

But this is only one layer of the book. Framing the "Navidson Record" is Johnny Truant’s story, an unreliable narrator whose descent into madness is documented through erratic footnotes and tangential musings. As Johnny reads the manuscript, he’s consumed by paranoia and obsession, blurring the line between the house’s horrors and his own unravelling psyche. Johnny is a character kinda like a Bret Easton Ellis type – fun to hang out with but unstable!?

 

Then there are the academic commentaries, presenting analyses of the "Navidson Record" that range from insightful to absurd, adding yet another lens through which to interpret the narrative.

These layers create a recursive structure, where each element informs and complicates the others. The house becomes a metaphor for the book itself: an endless, unknowable space that shifts and changes depending on how you approach it.



While House of Leaves is undeniably a horror novel, its scares are less about jump scares and more about existential dread. The house’s shifting spaces evoke a primal fear of the unknown, a reminder of humanity’s smallness in the face of forces beyond comprehension. This fear seeps into the characters’ lives, exacerbating their insecurities and testing their relationships.

 

Will Navidson’s obsession with the house strains his relationship with his partner, Karen. Their journey becomes as much about navigating their emotional distance as it is about exploring the house’s physical voids. Similarly, Johnny Truant’s unravelling reveals his deep-seated loneliness and longing for connection. These personal struggles ground the book’s more abstract horrors, giving them emotional weight and resonance.

 

One of the most remarkable aspects of HOL is its ability to merge form and content so seamlessly. The book’s unconventional layout isn’t just a stylistic flourish; it’s integral to the story. The sprawling, fragmented text mirrors the house’s labyrinthine nature, and the act of navigating its pages becomes part of the experience. Danielewski’s creativity extends beyond the narrative to encompass the very structure of the book, challenging traditional notions of storytelling.

 

If you’ve never ventured in the House of Leaves, be aware that it is the gateway to a mass of speculation and countless interpretations and analyses. Is the house a metaphor for grief, trauma, or the creative process? Is Johnny’s story a reflection of Navidson’s, or vice versa? These questions have no definitive answers, and that’s precisely the point. House of Leaves thrives on ambiguity, inviting readers to bring their own perspectives and experiences to the text.

 

Since its publication in 2000, House of Leaves has become a cult classic, inspiring a dedicated following and a wealth of scholarly discussion. Its influence can be seen in other works of experimental fiction, as well as in the broader cultural fascination with metafiction and unreliable narrators. But perhaps its greatest legacy is the way it continues to challenge and engage readers, proving that books can be more than passive experiences. They can be spaces to explore, puzzles to solve, and mirrors reflecting our own fears and desires.

 

House of Leaves is not an easy read. It demands patience, curiosity, and a willingness to embrace uncertainty. But I urge you to take up this challenge, as in my opinion it offers an unparalleled literary experience. 



There is even a music album called Haunted - by American singer/songwriter POE, written as a counterpart to her brother Mark Z. Danielewski's novel. The book in my opinion is a masterpiece, a testament to the power of creativity, a reminder that the boundaries of storytelling are meant to be pushed. 


Like the house it describes, House of Leaves is larger on the inside, an infinite space waiting to be explored – it’s inspired me to push boundaries in my next novel!!


Out of a potential 5, you have to go with a Darkmatters:

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Monday, December 16, 2024

Matt's Top Ten Films of 2024

Top Ten Films of 2024


Dune: Part Two 

Denis Villeneuve’s epic sequel surpasses the impossible, delivering a stunning, operatic spectacle that cements Dune as a sci-fi masterpiece for the ages. Timothée Chalamet’s Paul grows into his destiny amidst breathtaking battles and emotional stakes, while Zendaya’s Chani finally takes the spotlight. With Hans Zimmer’s thunderous score and visuals that redefine cinematic scale, this is a triumphant, transcendent conclusion to the first part of this saga. Legendary all round.

Longlegs


Nicolas Cage is chillingly mesmerising as a spider-like serial killer in this psychological horror that crawls under your skin and stays there. Longlegs combines neo-noir grit with gothic unease, creating an atmosphere thick with dread. The film’s unnerving visual style and haunting score make it a standout genre entry, and Cage is a terrifying force of nature. Osgood Perkins adds to his ‘hail Satan’ cinematic universe with a creepy, stylish, and unforgettable FBI-em-up.


The Fall Guy


Ryan Gosling’s charm and Emily Blunt’s wit carry this high-octane, meta-action-comedy to exhilarating heights. A love letter to Hollywood stunt performers, The Fall Guy delivers jaw-dropping set pieces and hilarious behind-the-scenes chaos. Directed with flair by David Leitch, it’s an adrenaline-fuelled romp with heart and humour to spare. I used to love the TV show starring Lee Majors (who gets a great cameo) – this tickled my pure popcorn pleasure centre!

 

 

Kneecap


Equal parts riotous comedy and stirring political commentary, Kneecap is a wild ride through Belfast’s punk scene. This explosive debut from director Rich Peppiatt showcases the irreverent humour and sharp wit of its titular band, blending anarchic energy with heartfelt moments of community and resilience. Featuring a killer soundtrack and a deeply human story, Michael Fassbender brings some effortless class too.

 

 


Oddity


I loved Damian Mc Carthy’s Oddity. It’s a masterclass in claustrophobic terror, telling the story of a blind sister’s desperate quest for vengeance against unimaginable odds. Taut with suspense and driven by a fun narrative of cursed-object-em-up horror, the film dives deep into themes of trauma and resilience. Mc Carthy’s expert use of sound and shadow amplifies the terror, making every scene pulse with dread. A chilling and innovative piece of horror cinema that’s impossible to shake.

 

 

Strange Darling


Another freaky and nasty tale, part love story, part cat-and-mouse thriller, Strange Darling flips genre conventions on their head and never lets you breathe easy. Featuring electrifying leads in Willa Fitzgerald and Kyle Gallner, the film simmers with tension, unpredictability, and raw emotional intensity. Director JT Mollner crafts a rollercoaster of romance and revenge that leaves you exhilarated and unnerved. A twisted, triumphant gem.

 

 

La Chimera


Alice Rohrwacher’s magical ode to antiquity and existential longing, La Chimera is a dreamlike odyssey of love and loss. Starring Josh O’Connor as a looter of ancient artefacts, the film is a visual poem, weaving together mythology, longing, and the ghosts of the past. Ethereal, poignant, and achingly human, it’s a rare cinematic treasure that feels both timeless and urgent.

 


The Substance


Body horror meets biting societal critique in this grotesque and gripping tale of humanity’s craving for eternal youth. Demi Moore is magnetic in her career comeback, oozing charisma even as the horrors unfold. Director Coralie Fargeat blends nightmarish visuals with sharp commentary on ageing and vanity. The film burrows under your skin and lingers long after the credits roll. Deliciously disturbing!

 

Love Lies Bleeding


A darkly alluring descent into obsession and sacrifice, Love Lies Bleeding is a hypnotic psychosexual thriller that will haunt your thoughts. Starring Kristen Stewart in a career-defining performance, the film explores themes of ambition, self-destruction, and twisted love with visceral intensity. The cinematography pulsates with unease, and the final act delivers an unforgettable, blood-soaked gut punch and there's Ed Harris sporting a killer mullet too. Beautifully brutal – be gay, do crime!!

 

 

 Wicked


The green-tinged, gravity-defying blockbuster delivers everything fans of the stage show hoped for and more. And I AM a fan of the stage show having seen it in New York when it first opened and then waited patiently for it to come to the UK. With jaw-dropping visuals and powerhouse performances, this reimagined tale of Elphaba and Glinda blends humour, heart, and stunning spectacle. The soaring renditions of “Defying Gravity” and “For Good” are guaranteed to leave goosebumps. Director Jon M. Chu casts a spellbinding cinematic charm, making Wicked not just a prequel but a standalone triumph. Spellbinding stuff…



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Full disclosure I haven't seen ANORA which I have a strong feeling might have made it into my top ten!?


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