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Monday, March 29, 2010

Jacques d'Azur missing!!

Cannes overlord is missing.

by Matt Adcock


It is with a heavy heart that we have to report that Jacques d'Azur is

missing - presumed 'up to his neck in mischief'. It seems that the

swathe French film director / some time actor / master tennis player /

lord of the red carpet was last seen over a week ago.


Jacques' wealthy family is offering a large reward for the mysterious

king of Cannes. If the unthinkable has happened and d'Azur is lost to

us, a search must be carried out for someone to fill in for him at the

2010 Cannes Film Festival?


Please check http://www.stellaartois.com/  and or www.facebook.com/JacquesdAzur

and report back if you find any clues as to Jacques' whereabouts.

Check this video:



All thanks be to Stella Artois 4%...

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