Surrogates (12)
Dir. Jonathan Mostow
Reviewed by Matt Adcock
ONE WORD SUMMATION: i-Robot-too
What do you get if you take a cool graphic novel, add Bruce Willis and let the director of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines loose with it? Well, ‘Surrogates’ it seems…
Oh dear…
I don’t know what happened but Surrogates which had everything going for it to be a smash action sci-fi with an interesting subtext about humanity, terrorism and what it is to really ‘live’ – turns out to be steamingly average adaptation that lacks drive and action.
"this is how it should have looked!"
It all kicks off with a murder the first one for years thanks to the use of ‘Surrogates’ – full life size robots that fulfil every human need (whilst we slob out in our homes controlling them with our minds). The FBI are soon on the case with agents Tom Greer (Bruce Willis) and Peters (Radha Mitchell) who stumble over a plot involving a new Surrogate busting weapon that could spell the end for everyone using a surrogate – i.e. most of us.
The plot is weak - a very watered down sanitized version of the original source material by Robert Venditti… You know you’re in trouble when the cliff hanger ending is focussed around somebody having to type a key on a keyboard to save the day… very poor!
"What could go wrong? Try watching the film..."
Issues such as how do you have a relationship when you’re partner insists on using a Surrogate – as Greer’s wife Maggie (Rosamund Pike) – are fumbled and even the nice nods and references don’t ease the gnawing pain that this could and should have been so much better…
Issues such as how do you have a relationship when you’re partner insists on using a Surrogate – as Greer’s wife Maggie (Rosamund Pike) – are fumbled and even the nice nods and references don’t ease the gnawing pain that this could and should have been so much better…
"looks like she needs new batteries"
Darkmatters final rating of: öööööö (6 – two of those marks are because I love Brucie)
Darkmatters quick reference guide:
Action 6 (needed a bit more really)
Style 7 (B-movie in big budget guise?)
Babes 6 (Rosamund Pike is very watchable)
Comedy 5 (laughable acting in places)
Horror 6 (some disturbing elements – the most being ‘why is Bruce Willis in this mediocre movie?)
Spiritual Enlightenment 5 (life through a Surrogate isn’t real life)
3 comments:
There's a major and serious flaw on the concept of this movie.... If everybody's using surrogates and being total couch potatoes..., wouldn't there be a major issue with things like bed sores and the like with people leading sedentary lives?
Yes, this mixture must be very succeful
There's a major and serious flaw on the concept of this movie.... If everybody's using surrogates and being total couch potatoes..., wouldn't there be a major issue with things like bed
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