Darkmatters Review: Kick Ass 2

Kick Ass 2 (15)

Dir. Jeff Wadlow

Reviewed by Matt Adcock

“You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.”

When KICK ASS burst onto the cinema scene in 2010, Mark Millar kinetically blew the doors off the whole comic book genre - and it was something wonderful...

Yes KICK ASS was ultra violent and OTT sweary but got up the nose of The Daily Mail and to readers of comics it was the freshest, most exhilarating ride for years. Now here comes Kick Ass 2 - again based on the Mark Millar/John Romita Jr cutting edge comic books but this time helmed by Jeff 'Never Back Down' Wadlow.

"new allies"

This is a true 'The Empire Strikes Back' to the original's 'A New Hope' - we find Dave Lizewski /Kick-Ass (Aaron 'Savages' Taylor-Johnson) a conflicted soul. Having brought down the big crime boss at the end of the first film, he's now buffed and ready for more crime fighting but in need of a partner or team. Luckily Kick Ass's antics have inspired a whole raft of wannabe super-heroes and he is soon invited to join Justice Forever a rag-tag bunch of crime fighters led by born-again Christian Colonel Colonel Stars And Stripes (a great turn from Jim 'The Incredible Burt Wonderstone' Carrey).

"new challenges"

But every hero needs a nemesis and Kick Ass has his in the shape of Chris D'Amico (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) whose dad Kick Ass killed. Styling himself as the world's first real supervillian (even though his only 'power' is his warped mind and tons of cash) he adopts the censor baiting name The Motherf%£;*£;#;^r – and raises an evil army to exact revenge.

"try outs..."

Meanwhile Mindy Macready / Hit Girl (Chloë 'soon to be the new Carrie' Grace Moretz) has sworn to give up her vigilante ways and try to fit in at high school - a fun subplot which sees her rubbing up against bitchy babe Brooke (the upcoming Claudia Lee). Cue cheerleading, dates and Mean Girls-alike teen strife - all of which are all alien to Hit Girl.

"try and enjoy it - otherwise 'what's the point?'"

Incredibly KickAss 2 manages to bring the various elements together in a joyfully profane and crunchingly violent super-sequel that had the audience I saw it with cheering out loud. Whilst it might not be as fresh as the first film, Kick Ass 2 brings megaton comic book thrills and beats you to within an inch of your life with them...

Prepared to feel the Kick Ass shock and awe all over again.

"guess who's back"

There are some fantastic homages too including the aforementioned Mean Girls but also classics like Ferris Bueller and a ton of Superhero flicks as you'd expect. There is a genius, subversive, sick and funny mind at work here be warned: Kick Ass 2 isn't for the faint of heart!!

Out of a potential 5 you have to go with a Darkmatters:

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(5 - Kicking Ass has never been as fun)...

Awesomeness ööööö – whoop-out-loud scenes of comic book thrills

Laughs öööö – very funny too (if incredibly 'wrong')

Horror ööö – some nasty violence / threat

Babes öööö – Claudia Lee vs Lindy Booth vs Chloë Grace Moretz

Spiritual Enlightenment öö – fight of justice?


Soundtrack:

Highlight for me - Glasvegas!!
Lowlight JJJJJ Jessie JJJ J

1. Yeah Yeah - James Flannigan 2. Nobody Move - Hanni El Khatib 3. Carry You - Union J 4. No Strings - Eg White, Chlöe Howl 5. Pussy Drop - Lemon 6. Dance - Danko Jones 7. A Minha Menina - The Bees 8. Bust Out Brigade - The Go! Team 9. When The Saints Go Marching In - St. Snot 10. Euphoria, Take My Hand - Glasvegas 11. Korobeiniki - Ozma 12. Danger - Marco Polo & Torae 13. Motherquake - DJ Fresh VS Diplo feat. Dominique Young Unique 14. Hero - Jessie J

Extended gallery (some pics thanks to 'HeartAttack')

"girl fight"

"it's going to kick off"

"Hit Girl brushes up OK"

"new girlfriend material?"

"bring it"

Darkmatters Review: Only God Forgives

Only God Forgives (18)

Dir. Nicolas Winding Refn 

Reviewed by Matt Adcock (@Cleric20)

"He's a very dangerous boy."

Come with me to Bangkok for an overdose of stylish vengeance - helmed by the awesome Nicolas Winding Refn who directed DRIVE (one of my all time fav films)...

Meet Billy (Tom 'Cleanskin' Burke) he's the eldest brother in a nasty crime family - and before the viewer has even had chance to get their heads around the incredible cinematography of the film - all blood reds, neon yellows and oppressive darkness, Billy has brutally murdered a young girl.

So the 'extreme' button is pressed right from the start and Only God Forgives never lets up... Billy is caught in the act and yet rather than arrest him, the police investigator named Chang (Vithaya 'Hang Over II' Pansringarm) — let's the dead girl's father take out his wrath on Billy...

Let's just say that it doesn't end well for Billy!?

"Gosling - so very very watchable!"

The rest of the film deals with the shockwaves and reprisals that stem from this opening double murder - it is an inticrate study in guilt, revenge and power, but with the plots speed set to 'absolutely minimum' and a thoughful creeping, invading sense of deep levels of cause and effect that govern the human psych...

'Star' of the film is Ryan 'Drive'  Gosling who plays Julian (Billy's younger brother) - he is a fascinating character even though he gets to utter only about 20 lines in the whole film. Head of the supremely disfunctional family is Crystal (Kristin Scott Thomas) who delivers a fantastic turn as the evil matriach who seems to draw pleasure in humiliating Julian.

Also of note is Julian's semi love interest Mai (Yayaying Rhatha Phongam) - who is a prostitute he visit regularly for indeterminable acts.

"FIGHT"

Much of Only God Forgives is actually a kind of surreal dream state which put me in mind of David Lynch's Twin Peaks - there are many scenes where you won't know if what you're seeing is actually happening or if it's all in Julian's mind... This intense use of symbolism and mystical subconscious probing will almost certainly alienate many viewers - but if you're up for some deep delving, thought provoking imagery - step this way as there is nothing else like this out there!!

A word of caution though, if you're in any way squeamish about swearing, sex, drugs or brutal violence, Only God Forgives isn't the film for you. This is one of the most harrowingly violent tales ever writ to the screen.

The avenging character of Chang - who weilds a mean short sword (which he seems able to pull as if by magic from his back) is an instant icon - is he an angel of death?

"chop chop"

And as cinematic experiences go, Only God Forgives is so unique that it will sear into your mind and likely stay there for some time after...

"Think the dress might actually look better on Gosling!"

Out of a potential 5 you have to go with a Darkmatters:

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(5 - Time to meet the devil!)...

Awesomeness öööö – crunching, brutal and eeirly epic

Laughs öö – darkest possible smiles

Horror ööööö – incredibly strong violence

Babes öööö – Yayaying Rhatha Phongam is yummy

Spiritual Enlightenment öö – Does only God forgive?

"Hi mum!"

Only Tom forgives...

The awesome Tom Wade checked this film with me - his one line thoughts were as follows...

"Ryan Gosling stared directly into my soul... And then punched it till there was nothing left!"

Check out more of his thoughts on:  CULTURE SLAP

Darkmatters Review: Alan Partridge Alpha Papa

Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (15)

Dir. Declan Lowney

Reviewed by Matt Adcock (read another version of this review over at The Bucks Herald)

This message comes to you from the home of international broadcasting and world famous nerve centre for all things ‘chat’ – yes - North Norfolk Digital…

I’m Alan Partridge “Aha!!” and this is my trusty Sidekick Simon (Tim Key) – today we’ll be asking the important questions such as which is the worse kind of mongers - iron? fish? or war? And for all my fans out there I’m delighted to let you know that I’ll be appearing at your local cinema this week.

Yes Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa is the long awaited big screen debut of Norfolk’s one-man chatshow machine and this is his most desperate hour. His beloved radio station has been taken over by corporate giants Glendale Media who plan to rebrand the North Norfolk Digital as ‘Shape FM - The way you want it to be’.

"in this scene you need to look at the reflection in his glasses!"

With cost cutting high on the priority the new board decide that either Alan or the equally uncool DJ Pat Farrell (Colm ‘Gene Hunt in the US version of Life on Mars’ Meaney) must go - Alan wastes no time in telling them to “Just sack Pat!”

Alas after being given 30 minutes to clear his desk, Pat goes on a violent gun rampage at the radio station where he kidnaps a number of the staff and to make matters worse – he’ll only negotiate with the police through Alan.

So the scene is set for massive misadventure on a scale that only the sensible jumper-wearing hero can deal with. And the good news is that it’s an absolute blast of Alan-esq comedy as he bumbles his way through a life and death situation (which might just bag him the prized breakfast show – if he can survive).

"someone call The Sweeney?"

Packed with laugh out loud moments and a genuinely witty script that jams in cutting social jibes such as when he advises Simon “Never criticise Muslims. Only ever Christians, and maybe the Jews a little bit.” You’ll be busy spotting the visual gags as well as cringing at Partridge’s selfish foolishness.

The action cracks along to a startling climax, which along the way sees Alan making a trouserless appearance on national TV news and the excellent Felicity Montagu back as Alan’s long-suffering assistant Lynn who herself becoming a media sensation.

"Inspector tragic..."

British TV comedy doesn’t always work on as a cinematic experience but Steve Coogan’s greatest creation is on top form here and there’s plenty to relish for long-term fans as well as newcomers to the whole Alan Partridge phenomena.


Out of a potential 5 you have to go with a Darkmatters:

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(4 - Aha and ha ha)...

Awesomeness öööö – cringing in the best possible way

Laughs öööö – yes - very funny!!

Horror öö – some siege violence

Babes ö – not really

Spiritual Enlightenment öö – let's all ask those 'big questions'!

Darkmatters Review: The Heat

The Heat (15)

Dir. Paul Feig

Reviewed by Matt Adcock

Watch out boys, there’s a new cop buddy team on the block – they’re armed, sassy and they’re all female…

Meet FBI Special Agent Sarah Ashburn (Sandra Bullock), she’s a super cop who has closed more cases than any of her colleagues. Single minded and determined – Ashburn plays it straight but finds it hard to get along with her team as they all resent her for being so darn good.

Everything changes when she has to team up with foul-mouthed street detective Shannon Mullins (Melissa ‘Bridesmaids’ McCarthy) when tasked with identifying and taking down a mysterious drug lord.

The Heat certainly lives up to it’s name, resurrecting the classic cop partnership formula and blowing the doors off with a hot blast of funnies – which when they work are absolutely hilarious – and even when they miss the film still rolls along on the strength on the two lead characters and satisfies on all counts.

"on my three count..."

Bullock has a lot of fun straight facing it with line like: “That’s how we do it on the streets. Word!” to which McCarthy replies: “Don’t do slang. It’s like watching a nun make out. It’s uncomfortable.” There is a joyful interplay between this odd couple and director Paul ‘also Bridesmaids’ Feig lets them riff off each other to great comic effect.

There are some obligatory gross out moments too including an eye-watering emergency tracheotomy conducted by Agent Ashburn – with her copying what she saw on a TV programme the night before.

The female focus is used well – poking fun at the “gentler” sex such as when the pair dangle a crim over a balcony Luther style but haven’t the muscles to hold him so they end up dropping him…

"not the Michael Mann version"

There is a core of female ‘girl power’ which should make this a movie that will go down well with action / comedy lover of both genders. In a summer packed with many macho blockbusters it is refreshing to have The Heat offering a counter balance.

The plot certainly won’t win any awards but all it has to do is serve up opportunities for McCarthy to go OTT with her vulgar, maverick idea of police work – which is just what she does.

I laughed loud and long and suspect you will too if you take this case – even if the British Summertime might wane, The Heat is hot enough to keep you toasty.

Out of a potential 5 you have to go with a Darkmatters:

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(3 - hot stuff)...

Awesomeness öööö – the funnies are very good

Laughs öööö – as above

Horror öö – bit bloody in places

Babes öö – only averagely 'hot'

Spiritual Enlightenment öö – the painted nails of the law?

"not beauty and the beast..."

Darkmatters Review: The Wolverine

The Wolverine (12a)

Dir. James Mangold

Reviewed by Matt Adcock (read the newspaper version of this review HERE)

Say hello once more to everyone’s favourite hairy / metal clawed and most cinematically prolific X-Man - Logan – also known as ‘Wolverine’ (played again for the 6th time here by Hugh ‘Les Misérables’ Jackman). The Wolverine is the second spin off movie about the animalistic hero and it works as a semi-sequel to X-Men: The Last Stand (from 2006).

"sword vs claws"

Here we find Logan bearded and dishevelled, wandering the back woods, wracked with guilt over the death of Jean Grey / Phoenix (Famke Janssen), who he had to kill when she turned to the dark side. She haunts his dreams, dressed in skimpy underwear, asking when he’s going to die and ‘join her’ – but that's the one thing he can’t do thanks to his regeneration power.

When he meets a mysterious Japanese sword woman named Yukio (Rila Fukushima), Logan is re-introduced into society and finds a will to live in the Far East after meeting Yashida (Hal Yamanouchi), a soldier whose life he saved when the U.S. bombed Nagasaki.

Director James ‘Knight & Day’ Mangold handles the slim plot well and adds sufficient quality action set pieces to keep X-Fans happy. Wolverine has his work cut out when he has his powers diminished by nasty mutant Viper (Svetlana ‘Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy’ Khodchenkova), who wants to reunite him with Jean Grey forcefully.

"beware the charms of the Viper"

Other perils include Yakuza mobsters, vengeful Ninjas and a showdown with a giant robotic Samurai suit of armour made of the same ‘unbreakable’ Adamantium metal as Wolverine’s claws.

There are plenty of things to make you go ‘SNIKT’ in appreciation but nothing likely to really linger long in the mind – 2013 has already seen such a wealth of high spectacle blockbusters, it’s hard for The Wolverine to stand out.

What is incredible is Hugh Jackman’s physical build, he looks every bit as buff now (at a sprightly 44) as he did when he first played the part in the first X-Men in 2000, and he spends a lot of the film topless to prove it!?

"product placement - PS4 style machines"

At one point Yashida tells Logan “Eternity can be a curse. The losses you have had to suffer... a man can run out of things to care for, lose his purpose,” but thanks to a killer after the credits end scene that whets the appetite for next year’s X-Men: Days of Future Past – it looks like there is plenty of life in the X-Men franchise yet!

"cool character artwork"

Out of a potential 5 you have to go with a Darkmatters:

ööö1/2

(3.5 - enough SNIKT to satisfy)...

Awesomeness öööö – great fights

Laughs öö –  couple of funnies

Horror öö – slightly disturbing at times

Babes ööö – Svetlana Khodchenkova vs Rila Fukushima

Spiritual Enlightenment öö – your humanity is worth fighting for

"Jackman's arms are insane"

Darkmatters Review: The Frozen Ground

The Frozen Ground (15) 

Dir. Scott Walker

Reviewed by Matt Adcock

"When the hunter becomes the hunted..." 

Or more importantly - when a film poster rocks a quote like: "At last a suspense/Thriller to rival Se7en"- you should take note.
My mind did a slight flip when I realised that The Frozen Ground was the movie they were talking about... Because this is the thriller produced by 50 Cent...

"I don't think this one is going to pull through"

My preparation for The Frozen ground included a delicious Korean BBQ and a bottle of Jinro Soju - then aided by my pal John - I faced the horror that is Nicolas Cage in a serious role.

The Frozen Ground is based on the real-life 1980s Alaskan hunt for serial killer Robert Hansen. Hansen stalked and murdered between 17 and 21 young women, kidnapping them and taking them out to the Alaskan wilderness where he shot and buried them for kicks. Here we at least get an interesting, confident nutjob baddie in the form of John Cusack playing against type as Hansen (all twitchy uncomfortableness) and Vanessa Hudgens is a whore - never thought I'd be writing that in a film review but hey... She's the one working girl who managed to escape from Hansen.

"Cage doesn his fist in mouth thing (again)"

First time writer/director Scott Walker goes for a moody tone and uses the Alaskan setting to great effect. He is saddles with Cage who as Halcombe at one point says: “I’m the wrong guy to be getting in the middle of this!" To be honest it's hard not to agree with him as this case would have been more exciting if we'd had a more maverick detective like BBC's LUTHER tracking Hansen.

"That's some great Hudgens acting!"

Cage is seemingly set to 'slo-mo acting mode' - his pudgy face writ large with a "what the hell's going on?" expression throughout... The fact that Walker keeps things moving along and comes out with a decent thriller is nothing short of a miracle.

"I'm Agent Smith"

Hudgens actuall does a good job but her character is a bit too disposable to warrant much real emotion. What keeps you hooked is the sheer horror that all this nastiness actually happened.

Out of a potential 5 you have to go with a Darkmatters:

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(3 - worth checking but no 'Se7en')...

Awesomeness ööö – some strong scenes (mostly the ones without Cage)

Laughs öö –  Cage's acting is unintentionally funny

Horror öööö – yes grim in places

Babes ööö – Hudgens dances

Spiritual Enlightenment ööö – just because he seems like a nice guy doesn't mean he's not a monster

"OK Vanessa - we get it you're all grown up, now get dressed..."

Darkmatters Review: The World's End

The World’s End (15)

Dir. Edgar Wright

Reviewed by Matt Adcock

“We're going to see this through to the bitter end. Or... lager end“

It really is the end folks – the final part of the Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy, three British comedy films that have redefined cinema.

The fun started back in 2004 with Shaun of the Dead - which featured a red strawberry Cornetto, representing the zombie infused blood and gore.

Then came 2007’s Hot Fuzz (Darkmatters Review) that had a blue original Cornetto - a nod to the police elements in the plot.

Now we come to The World’s End which has a green mint choc-chip flavour Cornetto wrapper prominent in one scene – acknowledging the alien / sci-fi elements.

But does this much-loved trilogy go out with a bang or a whimper?

"Like a British Reservoir Dogs?"

Meet Gary King (Simon Pegg) known as "The King" back in the day by the residents of sleepy Newton Haven, his hometown. Gary is a man haunted by his failure to complete ‘The Golden Mile’, an infamous pub-crawl involving 12 pubs – finishing at "The World's End".

So he cajoles his group of school pals back together who include wimpy Peter (Eddie Marsan), sensible Oliver / ‘O-Man’ due to the satanic birthmark on his forehead (Martin Freeman), his love rival Steven (Paddy Considine) and best mate Andrew (Nick Frost).

But when the gang reach Newton Haven things get a little freaky…

"Andrew 'Hulks out'"

You don’t need to know too much about the plot, just be assured that The World’s End is a rampantly funny, road trip blast that delivers all the buddy movie banter you could possibly wish for.

What makes this an extra bit special though is that there is a real beating heart beneath the action which sees the pals trying to make sense of their lives whilst fighting off alien robot clones who have come to change earth.

"Drink responsibly!"

Director Edgar ‘Scott Pilgrim’ Wright knows how to tap the nostalgia vein and packs in some great one liners about life, some truths about growing up, plus a killer soundtrack that includes The Sisters of Mercy, Blur, Primal Scream and The Stone Roses.

Love interest comes in the shapely form of Oliver's sexy sister, Sam (Rosamund Pike), who both Gary and Steven fancy. There is much to enjoy here including a wonderfully over the top school disco scene set in a nightclub pub called "The Mermaid" (which is actually Letchworth Garden City’s Broadway Cinema transformed).

"Call the Fuzz"

If you’ve ever been to Letchworth or Welwyn Garden City then you may well recognise many of the places of ‘Newton Haven’ – which adds to the fun for locals of these parts - it was great to see so many of the pubs I've visited and places I've been up on screen...

There are some fun cameos too, one the gangs old teachersGuy Shepherd is played with gusto by Pierce 'James Bond' Brosan and Nicholas 'Nathan Barley' Burns pops up with Reece 'League of Gentlemen' Shearsmith to added comic effect.

"This one speaks for itself"

The World’s End is a great ending to a classic trilogy, it might not be the very best of the three but it certainly doesn’t disappoint.


Out of a potential 5 you have to go with a Darkmatters:

öööö1/2

(4.5 - A welcome finish to a classic trilogy)...

Awesomeness öööö – an unmissable pub crawl

Laughs öööö –  lots of quality laughs

Horror öö – not too nasty - 15 is more due to swearing

Babes ööö – Rosamund Pike is still foxy pushing 40

Spiritual Enlightenment ööö – you don't have to be drunk to save the planet?

"cheers"

Here's the official website link

"Rosamund Pike - looks great"

Darkmatters Review: Pacific Rim

Pacific Rim (12a)

Dir. Guillermo del Toro

Reviewed by Matt Adcock

“Today at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time. We have chosen to believe in each other! Today we face the monsters that are at our door, today we are cancelling the apocalypse!”

Be afraid - in the near future, giant monsters known as ‘Kaijus’ rise from a portal / breach beneath the Pacific Ocean and start to decimate our cities – killing millions… In order to combat these Godzilla-like monsters, we humans create a new type of weapon: massive, piloted battle robots called Jaegers, which are controlled simultaneously by two pilots whose minds are bound in a neural link which lets them share the mental strain which would otherwise overwhelm a single human mind.

"think Transformers - but cooler"

The Jaeger program under the command of Stacker Pentecost (Idris ‘Luther’ Elba) looks like might just work as we take the fight to the monsters – redressing the balance of power but as new Kaiju begin to adapt and we start losing Jaegers at an alarming rate, earth’s leaders decide to divert funding into building "Wall of Life" to try and keep the monsters at bay.

Director Guillermo ‘Pan’s Labyrinth’ del Toro takes on Michael ‘Transformers’ Bay at his own game here and comes away victorious with a totally epic, big budget blockbuster that sees some of the best special effects ever committed to screen used to bring the action to edge-of-your-seat life. There were moments when I couldn’t help watching my 12-year-old son’s reaction to the on screen fights – he was wide-eyed and completely captivated to the point where he as was making punching motions urging on the heroic Jaegers. “That was awesome” he told afterwards and I have to agree!?

"Gypsy Danger - sounds like a warning about travellers but is actually a cool mech"

The brave Jaeger pilots include Raleigh Becket (Charlie ‘Byker Grove’ Hunnam) – a washed-up former pilot called out of retirement by the Pan Pacific Defense Corps, he has to team up with Mako Mori (Rinko Kikuchi) – who was rescued from the Kaju that killed her parents as a young girl. There are also a Russian team and a hotshot Australian team (who are obviously better at giant mech piloting than playing cricket!?)…

"co-pilot of choice"

Some of the scenes are wonderful homages to anime and classic Japanese monster or mech films from ages past - there is a real respect for the material and an infectious sense of joy at work behind this movie.

With the complete annihilation of the human race at stake, the few final Jaegers are marshalled in a daring attempt to get a nuclear warhead into the breach and stop the Kaijus once and for all. And you’ll be cheering them all the way as Pacific Rim delivers a megaton thrill-ride that demands your attention on the big screen!


Out of a potential 5 you have to go with a Darkmatters:

öööö1/2

(4.5 - Go big or go extinct)...

Awesomeness öööö – this is Transformers with real emotional resonance!

Laughs öö –  a few laughs

Horror öö – The Kaijus are a bit Cthulhu

Babes ööö – Rinko Kikuchi is cute

Spiritual Enlightenment ööö – stand firm in the face of monsters!

"Rinko Kikuchi - could kick your butt"