Star Wars - Total Film has unseen pics!!

"we need more buns"


"The dark side in effect?"

"Fly the friendly skies..."

Total Film has some quality rarely seen Star Wars pics - like those above...

Click here to see em

or click here to see Leia in her slave girl glory

Slave Girl Leia: Ultimate Star Wars Male Fantasy

"classy"

"worth turning to the dark side for?"

"that is a very good look!!"

"Jabba sure knows how to pick his women"

"she wants you teach you a Jedi mind trick"

"is that a lightsaber in your pocket Darth?"

Slave Girl Leia - these three words have been burnt into the psyche of the male population ever since 1983 when millions of unsuspecting 12 year olds like myself suddenly realised that even in a galaxy far, far away, women looked good in metal bikinis!!

And so as Star Wars mania slowly subsides over the next few weeks – I think it’s only right that we take a few moments in solemn contemplation and thanksgiving for Slave Girl Leia – and we can only wonder what might have been if Natalie Portman had turned up for Padme duty in her table dancing ‘Closer’ outfit by mistake!?

Above is a small gallery of Leia appreciation – if you have a better Leia photo, please feel free to leave a link in the comment section below…

May the Force be with us all.

Other screen females worthy of your attention:

Leighton Meester

Keira Knightley

Jessica Alba's Ass

Natalie Portman

Darkmatters: H O M E