Wednesday, January 17, 2007
"Dr Wai - there's a dragon behind you!"
Dr. Wai in the Scriptures with No Words
Dir. Siu-Tung Ching
Reviewed by Matt Adcock
If you've been thinking 'damn I'd like some more Kung Fu on my PSP' recently, and I know you have, then help is to hand...
Why not head over the funky Irish Review site 'Frank the Monkey' and read my review of the Jet Li 'epic':
Dr. Wai in the Scriptures with No Words also known as 'Mo him wong'.
Here's the link: Matt's review of Dr Wai in the Scriptures with No Words
Here are the voices in Matt's head having a conversation out loud:
"But Matt most of your readers can't be arsed to click over to another site - just tell them if it's any good..."
"what's that mother? Kill all the readers? But I like the readers."
"No, just put a rating for the film...you've killed enough innocent readers this month."
"yes mother, right away, see below."
Darkmatters rating system (out of 5):
Action ööö - ninjas, sumos, mechanical fire breathing bulls... you name it!
Laughs ööö – more than you you'd guess thanks to some ingenious dubbing
Horror öö – effects are OK at best but beasties won't scare you
Babes öö – some cuties but nothing naughty
Overall ööö1/2 (It's not Indiana Jones 4 however much it wants to be - doesn't mean it isn't fun to watch)
Darkmatters: H O M E
Posted by Matt Adcock at 3:45 pm