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Monday, August 10, 2009

Darkmatters Review: Orphan



Dir. Jaume Collet-Serra 

Reviewed by Matt @Cleric20 Adcock (watched with friend Ian and lots of screaming teens) 

See that prim little girl over there, the one with the dark eyes who looks like she might be wise beyond her years? She wants to play with you and your family… But there’s something wrong with Esther (a chilling Isabelle Fuhrman), she has a terrible secret, oh and she’s s psychopathic murdering spawn of hell too. Orphan is powerhouse new horror thriller from Jaume ‘House Of Wax’ Collet-Serra. It’s the story of troubled couple Kate (a brilliant Vera Farmiga) and John (goofy Peter Sarsgaard) who adopt young Esther to try and compensate for losing one of their biological children. Needless to say that things don’t work out so well, as the body count starts to ride almost as soon as the family has sprung Esther from the orphanage.

"pre-teen death bringer..." 

 Fuhrman is a fantastic as Esther, genuinely creepy even when trying to convince her new folks that she’s a polite, mature little girl and utterly demonic when she’s goes ape. Orphan is refreshing in that it doesn’t pull its punches. Director Collet-Serra is a sick puppy and doesn’t let the ‘15’ rating get in the way of graphic death and seriously disturbing content. This really isn’t a film for the faint of heart and as the friend I saw it with (who works for Social Services) said “this is going to put a lot of people off adopting!”

"look into my eyes..." 

 If you’re looking for a thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat, wrong foot you at crucial moments and bounce along at a decent pace, this is the movie for you. The script is sharp and mixes some pitch black humour into the escalating horror with lines like “Oh, look, Little Bo Peep text me - she wants her outfit back” from one of Esther’s school classmates. The look she gets by way of reply is pure malice. Orphan is almost up there with ‘Let The Right One In’ for 2009 ‘s top-quality horror efforts – go and see Esther at your peril! 

Darkmatters rating: öööööööö (8 – effective horror thrill ride) 

Darkmatters quick reference guide: 

Action 7 (nicely paced, Orphan grips like a vice... actually you'll probably not like the vice scene...) Style 7 (production values are higher than for most B-Movie horrors in this ilk) 
Comedy 6 (some very dark laughs) 
Horror 8 (heavy duty for a 15) 
 Spiritual Enlightenment 5 ('don't kill me mommy'...)

"see - not quite so bad in real life!?" 

EXTRA CONTENT: Read an interview with young miss Fuhrman here 

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1 comment:

Clenbuterol said...

This girl looks as a very embittered orphan