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Thursday, July 19, 2007
Die Hard 4.0 Competition Winners...
'Pick your favourite from the prizewinning entries below...'
My favourite:
‘Yipee-ford-KA’
Mr C. Unwin
Most 'wrong':
'What would Princess Di do in this situation?'
Miss R. McKeown
The other winners:
'Keep your head down, it's another woman driver'
Mr D. Painting
‘I know I parked it around here somewhere’
Mr D. Lane
‘the borrowers took a wrong turn on the way home’
Miss N. Kemp
‘I said take the flyover not….oh, shi…’
Mr D. Golding
‘Brucey plays keepy-uppy with a car’
Mr J. Richardson
'Look like the car is needs a new catalytic converter'
Mr D. Hopal
God: 'And this is for the whole ten yards...'
Mr T. Wade
'Michael Bay sends one of his transformers to see off his summer blockbuster competition'
Mr S. Wade
‘When John McClane was born the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap John McClane’
Ms M Bina
“You can have a play with my gun in a minute, but right now I think we need to get out of the way of that yellow speeding car!”
Mr S. Middleditch
‘No, get up, let's keep waltzing!’
Mr R. Brunton
‘One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb WHOAAH nevermind!’
Mr M. Brooks
Read my review of Die Hard 4.0 here:
http://darkmatt.blogspot.com/2007/07/die-hard-40-review.html
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Wooahhh...Slow down, the car's auto parts at stake...Wait!I'll catch first the catalytic converter and other spare parts a need to replace my Lincoln catalytic converter...ha!ha!ha!...
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