Film Review: Legend of Zorro vs Wallace & Gromit

The Legend of Zorro (PG) vs. Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (U)
Dir. Martin Campbell / Dir. Nick Park

Reviewed by Matt, Gail, Luke and James Adcock

Who is that masked man of mystery, righter of wrongs, champion of the downtrodden and lover of erm, cheese? It’s the legend of oh, wait just a moment - what’s that dog doing to that rabbit with that madcap invention and who was that swordsman leaping his horse onto a moving train, something isn’t right here I think I’m getting my films muddled.
Yes there are currently several family focussed feature films showing at a cinema near you and one of them is a work of utter claymation genius, the other is a ‘by the numbers’ sequel that looks a bit past its sell by date.
Luke help me out here. “Well dad, the Wallace & Gromit film is really funny, but it is also an exciting adventure!”
“And don’t forget the Were-Rabbit,” (chips in younger brother James), “he was a big vegetable munching menace.”
“It did go down a treat with the children, but I found it really funny too,” my lovely wife Gail tells me (family film reviewing eh?). Anyway, Nick Park, the force behind the animated team of Wallace & Gromit, has delivered something very special and if you have a single funny bone in your body – and haven’t already ventured out in search of the fabled Were-Rabbit, I’d highly recommend that you do - as soon as you can.

Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit - Darkmatt Rating: öööö (probably the most you'll ever have with plasticine)

But what about The Legend of Zorro? Well, it’s never a good sign when a film goes through lots of title changes. This one was originally going to be called "The Mask Of Zorro 2" and then "Zorro Unmasked". When the script was changed, the title went to "Zorro 2" then to "The Return Of Zorro" but it ended up as "Legend Of Zorro". I think I would have gone with the “Legend of ZZZZZoro” because despite the return of the swashbuckling Alejandro de la Vega (Antonio Banderas) and his wife Elena (Catherine Zeta-Jones), ‘Legend’ is just a bit dull. If they are planning on making the Zorro films into a trilogy, I can see the next part being called “The Pension of Zorro” because Banderas is unfortunately just not the powerhouse of sword swinging danger he was eight years ago. A couple of half decent action scenes doesn’t make this a ‘must see’, especially as there are some big hitting films coming soon. Look out next week for my advance review of the adventures of certain young Mr Potter for starters.

Legend of Zorro - Darkmatt Rating: öö (fun in places but weak overall)

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"Gromit's special brew goes down well on the vegetables"

Film Review: Alexander - The Director's Cut

Alexander: Director’s Cut (15)
Dir. Oliver Stone

Reviewed by Matt Adcock

Fortune favours the bold – or so they say. What they should add however is that fortunes can be wasted on films that still suck harder than a crazed crack addicted hooker… Obviously I’d heard how bad Alexander was supposed to be but some perverse voice in my head told me to watch it anyway (I do like most of Oliver Stone’s stuff).

Oh dear… Alexander leapt straight to the top of my “suckage beyond the call of duty” chart in one camp bound… Farrell looks lost throughout and doesn’t convince as he tries to make out that he’s into guys. The only things worth watching were the battles and even they were confused affairs lacking any real excitement. The dialogue was stilted with such classic lines as: “Shut your foul mouth, you ten-titted bitch from Hades!”

And the lighting was all wrong – it really felt like a TV movie, and not a good one at that… I was depressed and bored by the end of the director's cut (which is nine minutes shorter than the 175-minute theatrical version) even though it supposedly flows better…

So as the sun sinks slowly on a major botch job of a movie – all I will take away from this is that apparently all Macedonians spoke with an unconvincing Irish accent… Note to self – don’t listen to that perverse voice in your head on film recommendations ever again…

Darkmatt Rating: ö (Alexander might have been gay - but he didn't make me merry)

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First Reaction: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


Can't let you read my review of this or the suits at WB will have me 'silenced' but I've seen the 4th Harry Potter film and can't resist telling you a few tit bits...

It's by far the darkest one yet, stepping into horror territory at points.

Sustained menace, certainaly worthy of it's 12 certificate!! Lord Voldemort is deliciously nasty.

It's epic in scale and gorgeous in its use of special effects (dragon chase is superb, mer-people are nicely freaky and the graveyard face off is exactly the right mix of tension, revulsion and excitement!)

And speaking of gorgeous... Hermione turns out to be a real hottie in her Yule Ball gown, and Fleur will certainly generate a host of male admirers...

All in all I was very impressed - and Goblet is my favourite of the books!?

Check back soon for the review but Harry fans get excited because Goblet of Fire delivers big time thrills!!

Remember:

The goblet of fire constitutes a binding magical contract
- you are duty bound to go and see it on the biggest screen possible!!

Click to watch the trailer again and get yourself in the mood...

Update:

Click here for my goblet of fire review

Film Review: Sky High

"she's been out in the US since July... Brits can catch her now!!"

Sky High (PG)
Dir. Mike Mitchell

Reviewed by Matt Adcock

It can be tough being the son of someone amazing, you know, a lot to live up and all that, but tougher still if that person happens to be the greatest superhero on the planet… But such is the lot of Will Stronghold (Michael Angarano), who finds himself just a normal kid, despite having the world saving ‘Commander’ (Kurt Russell) as his dad and equally super ‘Jetstream’ (Kelly Preston) for mum. All he can do is watch on TV as his parents save the city by tackling 60ft killer robots and he notes “all I see is my dad wearing tights in public!”
We get to see young Will starting Sky High – which as the name suggests is the flying school in the clouds for super heroes – kind of like the Xmen academy but for younger kids. This being a Disney flick it is choc full of fun and easy on anything too unpleasant but it works an absolute treat!

You will ‘marvel’ (no comic book pun intended) at the high jinks teenagers can get up to with the aid of flight, super speed or the ability to throw fireballs from their hands. You’ll feel for wannabe hero Will as he struggles to come to terms with being put in the ‘sidekick’ stream as opposed to ‘hero’ classes. As a parent too, I found myself smiling as The Commander is told by Jetstream; “We can't change who he is... not without dropping him in a vat of toxic waste.” He pauses and then replies: “Where would we even find a vat of...” before being cut off.
Yes acceptance issues are the moral theme on offer here but it’s all wrapped up in one exciting package, which my two boys lapped up with glee.

For older viewers you’ll probably recognise the ’best friend girl who is really in love with the hero who can’t see it’ plot as being lifted straight out of many a John Hughes film from the ‘80s but this new super spin on it is still a winner. Other nice touches include a cameo by the original Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter) and fanboy favourite Bruce Campbell as ‘Sonic Boom’ or ‘Gym Instructor Man’ as the Commander calls him.
So if you’re a superhero fan or just looking for a family friendly cinema treat, you could do much worse than taking a trip to Sky High.

Darkmatt Rating: ööö (Superhero teens - family entertainment)

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"Even 'sidekicks' can get cute girlfriends in the movies"

The Brothers Grimm: Monica Bellucci

MONICA BELLUCCI - the sexiest star of “The Brothers Grimm”


Imagine if you got into trouble with the law. Wouldn’t you want a lawyer who was savvy, tough, shrewd and drop dead gorgeous? While it seems rather remote that the pursuit of justice would offer such a combustible combination, it almost happened in Italy. But instead of finishing her law degree at the University of Perugia, Monica Bellucci’s fate was sealed when a modeling career sidelined her legal ambitions.

Hollywood came calling and Bellucci worked in such hit films as THE MATRIX RELOADED, THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS and THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST before taking a well deserved maternity break for her daughter Deva.

Now she’s back in The Brothers Grimm… Here's what she had to say:


As a child, what do you remember about Fairy Tales?

BELLUCCI: We all grew up with fairy tales. My favorite one was “Sleeping Beauty”, maybe because of the Prince. All little girls are waiting for a Prince. This is what I liked about the movie. In the film there are so many references to all the Grimm Fairy Tales. It’s like all these Fairy Tales came together to make a new tale, which is a combination of fantasy and fear. Because of that, we can recognize the Terry Gilliam trademark. If you think about BARON MUNCHAUSEN and BRAZIL, you can see the same amazing world.

It does seem ironic that these stories are filled with fear and death and yet children are exposed to it at such an early age.

BELLUCCI: But they love that. Children love to get scared. They need fantasy and dreams, just like us. When you tell the story of Little Red Riding Hood, they love the wolf and getting scared. We all love that because it is about our curiosity. Beyond each fairy tale is a meaning and that is why it is interesting. This is not a film filled with just special effects. It is cultivated and very intelligent and for me, it is a metaphor. Look at my character. She is an evil Queen who casts a spell on herself for immortality. But she forgets to ask for eternal youth and beauty as well. There is a metaphor in that for anyone who believes in their image; anyone who believes that their image is who they are. If the image of that myth is destroyed, then that person gets destroyed along with it. That is why this film is so perfect. We are all victims of vanity, especially actors.

Here you are a beautiful woman who has to distort that image to play a 500 year old woman.

BELLUCCI: This was interesting. It was a challenging part because of the dual role of the young Queen and the old Queen and I had to play both forces. I had so much to do and it was fun. The make-up process was hours but in the end, when you see the final work, I was so surprised to see what I looked like. It was very strong.

How much does a director like Terry Gilliam challenge you as an actor?

BELLUCCI: Terry has such an imagination. He is like a baby full of fantasy and he knows what he wants. At the same time, he realizes what he wants from actors when he is directing them. He is challenged by the unexpected and so you have to be ready as an actress. He wants so much from you..

What are your own thoughts about eternal beauty?

BELLUCCI: It is impossible. I do think it is more a problem for American actresses. It is more Hollywood obsession than European obsession. In Europe, we have so many actresses like Charlotte Rampling and Catherine Denueve and Sophia Loren still play sexy characters that are their own age. Here, it is so strange. After a while, even young and beautiful actresses don’t work anymore.

Let’s look at the morals of Fairy Tales. Is it healthy to teach young girls that one day their Prince will come along?

BELLUCCI: Yes. We need to dream. If we don’t dream, we cannot live. It is not just for children. It is for us as well. We need to believe in something. We need that.

Terry is not a filmmaker who likes to turn to computer effects. He likes to work in camera. Because your character has to age to two different time frames, two different sets had to be constructed. How difficult was that for you at times to play against both of those set productions?

BELLUCCI: I had to do both. I had to play the old Queen, the young Queen, both voices, the Queen in the mirror who ages and it was all great. I loved to work with him. It was not predictable and the film reflects that. It is very cultivated and it is Terry Gilliam’s signature.

While this film is a fantasy, what is your own relationship to the supernatural? Do you believe in any of it?

BELLUCCI: I think we all need magic. As we never know what will happen next, you could get a phone call and have to go to Japan or someplace else. So I believe in magic of the moment.


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Film Review: Domino

"you lookin at me?"

Domino (15)
Dir. Tony Scott

Reviewed by Matt Adcock

My name is Domino, I am a bounty hunter, I loved those little Wallace & Gromit guys too but I want to tell you about my film because it’s based on actual events… sort of.

I’ve been intrigued by the notion of this movie from the first time I caught the trailer. Take Keira ‘stunning Jane Austen heroine’ Knightley, arm her with large guns, a cute tomboy haircut and a dangerous bunch of friends. Have the screenplay written by the cool but twisted Richard ‘Donnie Darko’ Kelly and let Tony ‘Man on Fire’ Scott direct the action in his uniquely over the top ‘style over substance’ nosebleed inducing way. Finally toss Christopher Walken, Mickey Rouke, Lucy Lui and a cameo from Jerry Springer into the mix, light the fuse and stand well back…

Domino is a head-trip of a film, as brutal as it is funny. It buzzes with a manic energy, an overdose of vitality that will either leave you dazed and wondering what all the fuss was about – or, like me, a mile wide grin on your face as what you’ve just witnessed sinks in.

Tony Scott just doesn’t know how to play it safe and it shows as his frenetic jump cut editing and over exposed colour saturation makes Domino less of a movie and more of a piece of moving pop art. You certainly won’t see more cultural references or gun toting FBI agents in a film this year, but other points of interest include a hilarious Jerry Springer episode, Keira lapdancing her way out of Mexican stand off and some of the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 turning up as ‘celebrity hostages’.

You even get to see the real Domino Harvey at the end of the film – apparently she was a friend of Scott's, and was named ‘Bounty Hunter of the Year’ in 2003 but died this summer from an overdose. I will warrant that there are very few people who’ll get epitaphs like this…

So if you have a taste for insane visuals, crunching action, crime thrillers or just want to see Keira Knightley in a polar opposite role to her recent Pride & Prejudice success, step up for a night in the company of Domino – you may need to see it twice to work out exactly what’s what but it’s worth it!

Darkmatt Rating: öööö (Keira shows she can do guns and topless madness)

Earlier post featuring some sexy shots of Miss Knightley

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Film Review: Serenity

Serenity (15)
Dir. Joss Whedon

Reviewed by Matt Adcock


“Your attention please, this is the Captain.

We seem to have a slight problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some turbulence and then...

explode.”

Strap yourself in for some serious adventure, because that is the sort of announcement you’ll get if you travel aboard the starship Serenity. The good news is that “explode” is an accurate choice of words, if you mean explode with the year’s best sci fi action, wicked special effects and the movie script of the year…
You know you’re on to a good thing when you see a film that makes you laugh out loud, hold your breath and almost fall off the edge of your seat with excitement all in quick succession. I’m delighted to report that Serenity delivers all this and more. Conceived from the embers of a short-lived (but highly amusing) sci fi TV series ‘Firefly’, Serenity is the first big screen outing for Joss ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ Whedon. And he seems immediately at home – Serenity is an assured crowd pleasing, rip roaring adventure which sees the highly likeable crew of the titular spaceship getting caught up in a galaxy wide manhunt. It doesn’t matter either if you’re a fan of Firefly or a newcomer, prepare to be blown away, Serenity just blasts along like a turbo charged roller coaster, hitting every pleasure receptor on the way.
The characters are a classic bunch – Capt. Malcolm Reynolds (Nathan Fillion) an old school scoundrel with an honest heart, there’s Zoë the warrior, ‘Wash’ the pilot, and personal favourite Adam Baldwin as ‘The Man They Call Jayne’, to name but a few. The script really is crammed with the witty banter that Whedon is famous for, and each character is given their chance to shine. E.g. Wash tells Reynolds that their landing is going to be “interesting.” The Capt. says “Define ‘interesting’", to which Wash replies without missing a beat: “We're all gonna die?”
And another plus point is the way that the CGI effects are used sparingly, often to impressive effect as opposed to certain other sci fi epics that have gone over to the dark side of CGI overdose.
So the smart thing to do would be to go see Serenity at your earliest convenience, rare gems like this don’t come along very often. Then go buy the Firefly DVD box set and catch up on what happened in the run up to this excellent finale…

Darkmatt Rating: ööööö (you can't take the sky from me!!)

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"she's hot but also very very tasty in a fight!!"

Film Review: Land of the Dead

"too much chlorine in the water... not good the skin!"

Land of the Dead (15)
Dir. George A. Romero

Reviewed by Matt Adcock

Well rip my spinal chord out and eat it in front of me if this isn’t Land of the Dead - The 4th part of George A. Romero's zombie quadrillogy… alas despite probably having the largest budget of the series, this is the shuffling weakest by a mile.

Now I’ll freely confess to not be a zombie lover – when it comes to horror zombies are way down my list of favourite monsters but Mr Romero, he freakin loves zombies. In fact in Land of the Dead the zombies are practically the heroes!! At least I found myself rooting for them over the stupid and unlikeable humans…

So what do you get this time round – well the living dead are pretty much in control (no I don’t mean a Tory election triumph), the whole planet is a mass of walking corpses apart from one luxury cityblock ruled by bad man Dennis Hopper.

As might be expected, there’s a great deal of zombie vs human battling, lots of gore and the occasional watchable scene but this really is a disposable film experience with little character development and not even any good scares…

I actually preferred the remake of Dawn of the Dead – go figure.


Darkmatt Rating: öö (Land of the Dud)

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"You know a film is duff when even the lovely Asia 'like my tattoo?' Argento can't make it worth watching..."

Grand Theft Auto PSP... Will Be MULTIPLAYER!!

"nice car... I'll take it!"

Yeah I know this news broke a few days ago all over game sites but man, it is seriously good news... Grand Theft Auto PSP will be multiplayer... Imagine the scene, down the pub, the very stakes of "who buys the next round" relies on who 'dies' first in a game of city wide deathmatch (cars, weapons... pretty much everything from the single player mode will feature!)

For all those times you've ever wanted to steal a car, chase your mates, drive them off the road and then shoot them in the head (virtually of course).

If this isn't the best reason to put a PSP on your Christmas list, you're probably already dead...

Film Review: Four Brothers

Four Brothers (15)
Dir. John Singleton

Reviewed by Matt Adcock

It’s like this: Evelyn Mercer was a veritable saint who worked for Detroit Social Services and helped take hundreds of kids out of foster homes and find them permanent placements. In 30 years, she came across only four delinquents so far gone she couldn't find anyone to take them in. So she took them in herself, taught them right from wrong and sent them out into the world…

Unfortunately for her, she gets gunned to death in the opening scene, so her four little boys decide, like any well balanced, loving sons would - to hunt down and execute every last person responsible.
Can I just say here how much I love a good action movie – especially one that contains scenes of heroic characters battling evil scumbags, preferably with as much large calibre weaponry as they can carry, but I did not love Four Brothers.

In fact this ‘not so fantastic’ four – the Mercer brothers (Mark Wahlberg, André 3000, Tyrese Gibson and Garrett Hedlund) deserve a punishment beating along with director John ‘2 Fast 2 Furious’ Singleton, for wasting two hours viewers’ lives with this mammoth sized turkey.

Four Brothers is bad on so many levels that it’s almost funny but by far the most heinous crime committed here is that dear sweet thug adopting Evelyn Mercer keeps popping up as a ghost. In most films where the characters hold conversations with their departed mothers, we’re talking serious schizoid psychos to a man – but not here. In Four Brothers, dear dead mum jumps out when you least expect it – like at the brothers’ Thanksgiving dinner and says meaningful things like “don’t you be eating with your mouth full.” It really gave me the willies.

Anyway, there is one decent scene about halfway through (from which most of the misleadingly exciting trailer is taken) where evil scumbags in hockey masks lay siege to the brothers’ house with large calibre weaponry. But unless you’re lucky enough to wander in just as this starts and leave again as soon as it’s over – you’re in for a joyless movie experience which you can easily avoid by going to see ‘A History of Violence’ or ‘Serenity’ (next week’s review) instead.

Four Brothers is lazy, uninspired and generally ‘ho hum’ – always taking the easy option and treating the viewer with contempt. You deserve better, don’t waste your time!

Darkmatt Rating: ö (weak, and unforgivably tedious)

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"sensing what a pile of crap the film was turning out to be...
Wahlberg tried to make a break for it under the watchful eye of his 'brothers' "

Yoda - Episode III deleted scene screenshot

"Hhmmmm, on the toilet I was, seconds before they took this shot - no privacy have I!"

Star Wars Episode III hits DVD on the 31st Oct and there will be 'deleted scenes' like the one pictured above where Yoda lands on Dagobah...

Hhhmmm, enjoy you will....

Persephone - Just One Reason to Revist The Matrix

"Man, she eats grapes like my wife!"

If you haven't watched The Matrix II (Reloaded) or III (Revolutions) for a while, I'd recommend giving them another go... I mean, sure they didn't really so justice to the original but there are enough 'wow' scenes to make you happy... Here's hoping they bring out UMD's of the trilogy so we can watch the lovely Persphone on the go...

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Positive Film Review: Revolver

Revolver (15)
Dir. Guy Ritchie

Reviewed by Matt Adcock

Do you want the good news or the bad?
Well here’s the bad (in some people’s opinion) – Guy Ritchie is back and this time he’s made another crime caper film to follow up ‘Lock, Stock’ and ‘Snatch’. Except Revolver isn’t anything like those two earlier movies, where they played for laughs and violence, this one delves into metaphysical ponderings, personal demons, oh but it does keep the violence.
The good news however is that Revolver is excellent (although liable to hurt you brain in ways that films like Fight Club, Usual Suspects or even David Lynch at his best can). And just to wave a finger or two at the stampede of critics who have slated this film Ritchie has said: "Clever people will get it, I'm sorry but I'm not making Snatch 2", and that certainly seems to be the case. Revolver as a slick, delicious, thinking person’s gangster thriller – alas from the blank faces and mutterings of ‘what the hell was that all about’ that accompanied my screening it looks like there just aren’t that many ‘thinking people’ going to see Guy Ritchie films these days…
The story features con artist Jake Green (a shaggy looking Jason Statham), who is looking for payback after getting out from a seven stretch of wrongful imprisonment. No sooner has he humiliated his dangerous, casino owning nemesis - Macha (a snarling Ray Liotta on top ‘Goodfellas’ form), when two shady types tell him that he only has three days to live. These two jokers (Vincent Pastore and André 3000) are loan sharks and they force Green to hand over all his cash to their clients in return for the antidote to his ‘rare blood disease’.
There’s plenty to admire – including a fun short animated section, some retina burning imagery, plus the best ‘lone hit man takes on a small army of goons’ scene that you’ll see this year! In fact the hit man in question “Sorter” played by Mark Strong (who you can next see in Roman Polanski’s new Oliver Twist) is such a cool character that he deserves a spin off film of his own.
Revolver definitely won’t be everybody’s cup of tea but it delivers two smoking barrels of quality gangster intrigue. I really enjoyed it and as long as you don’t go expecting a loud, stupid Snatch 2 of a movie – you might too.

Darkmatt Rating: ööööö (Excellent but be prepared to engage your brain!!)

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"that neon hat didn't really go with his pinstripe suit"

Film Review: TwentyNine Palms

TWENTYNiNE PALMS
Dir. Bruno Dumont

Reviewed by Matt Adcock


I like to think of myself as a hardened film watcher and even though I’m a signed up Christian I still enjoy a good tale of violence, sex and erm desert scenery as much as the next Baptist.

This however is an oddity – the tale of David, an independent photographer, and Katia – his neurotic lover… They go scouting in the desert searching a natural set for a magazine photo shoot, staying in and around the one horse town of – you guessed it – TwentyNine Palms.

The film is 95% a character observation, in very little happens; they drive through amazing Joshua Tree filled desert, scratch up their Hummer on the rocky roads and trails. They making love all the time (and he has the loudest orgasms I’ve ever witnessed a bloke having on screen!), she regularly freaks out, he gets cross and they fight, then kiss and make up, they go out for meals, shop for food etc…
But there is a very very minimal hint of menace in several incidents e.g. a car passes Katia walking alone at night and it pulls a 180degree turn to come back and look for her, or a monster truck driving redneck wheelspins dust all over the couples red Hummer etc but even those who are avidly looking for signs of how it might end would be lying if they correctly predicted the outcome of all this.

I won’t spoil the ending for you – but I must say that this film is not an 18 rating for nothing… and the shocking events of the last 5 minutes hit me like a sledgehammer to the face!!

The director described the minimalist approach like this:

"Here, it's not so much the subject that matters as the air itself, the atmosphere, its hue. In this way, Twentynine Palms is a horror film – an extreme horror; built up innocently, dependent on a delicate plot – the natural account of a couple of tourists engaged in wild sex – that, all of sudden, is reversed, attaining the ultimate."

Be warned – this does get extremely nasty at the end, but for a weird little atmospheric road movie it’s worth a watch…

Darkmatt Rating: öööö (Excellent, slow paced but ultimately grim)

"she was holding tight - to stop her sliding off the rock..."

Serenity... cool new poster!!

"you can sense the excitement of millions of Firefly fans as Serenity prepares to land in cinemas!"

Serenity


Advance word is good, and although I've resisted the Press Shows for this (pleasure delaying - as I want to experience it amongst the 'fans' on day one),,, I really am over excited about seeing it!!!!

As Nick Nunziata says over at Chud.com:

"There's a certain swagger to Serenity that is infectious. It has no fear of relying on convention and tosses caution to the wind in its approach and as a result the film is a breath of fresh air amidst the overblown vacant spectacles we've been fed these past few years."

Check out the excellent official site here: www.serenitymovie.com

Matt falls for Goldfrapp ... it's supernature

"you're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday..."

You know sometimes a song comes out of nowhere and punches you right in the face, you have to buy it straight away and you can't believe you've existed without it until now... That song is NUMBER 1 by Goldfrapp and although it's not a single (yet) it is on the new Supernature album which I had to get today after hearing Number 1 on Radio One...


Sexy, seductive, upbeat and essentially an '80s vibe... altogether now:


Walk out into velvet - Nothing more to say -You're my favourite moment -You're my Saturday -Cos you're my Number 1 -I'm like a dog to get you -I want it up and on -I'm like a dog to get you -Sunset only seconds -Just ripe then it's gone -Got no new intentions -Just right then it's gone -Cos you're my Number 1 -I'm like a dog to get you -I want it up and on -I'm like a dog to get you -I'll be there to meet you -Getting down to greet you -Howl under the moon...

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Keira Knightley - will melt the screen in Domino

"Miss Knightley looking rather delicious"

About her new film Domino Keira says:

“The movie is shocking. It's a shocking film.

I mean, it's very violent.

There is sex, violence, nudity and bad language.

So I'm pretty sure that it gets you on all fronts.”

Amen sister... sounds like a winner to me!

Check my earlier post (with another superb shot of miss Knightley in it by clicking here Domino Will Rock)

"Keira.. that's just a great outfit!!"

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Film Review: The Jacket

The Jacket
Dir. John Maybury

Reviewed by Matt Adcock


Keira Knightley is carving out a great CV when it comes to delivering ‘films that Matt has enjoyed’ … The Hole was great (and she showed off her perky, um, assets), Pirates of the Caribbean was fun, she stole all her scenes in King Arthur and blew me away in Pride & Prejudice. Next up she has Domino by Tony Scott who is one of my favourite directors and here we have The Jacket… which I just caught on DVD.


Described by the movie rev Chris Curtis as “a dark and brooding film with great cinematography” this is a superb thriller mixes time-travel, mystery, romance, menace and anti-psychotic drugs to compelling effect…
Adrien Brody is Jack Starks, basically a guy who gets killed in the first Gulf War, brought back only to be locked up for supposedly killing a police officer. Deemed a nutter by the judge he is shipped off to a medical facility for the criminally insane – a place so bleak that it makes the one from One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest look like a 5 star hotel. Deranged Dr. Becker (Kris Kristofferson) starts drugging the crap out of him and locking him in THE JACKET and putting him in a morgue draw for hours on end. But it’s not so bad because whilst in there he ‘travels’ to the future and meets Keira Knightley (as I have done on several occasions whilst strapped down in my under stairs cupboard – but that’s another matter entirely!). The bad news for Jack is that although he gets to sleep with Keira he finds out that he’s actually dead by now – 2007… So, he tries to find out how he died and only has 4 days to do so…
Darkmatt Rating: ööööö (Excellent Freakiness)

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"Errm, hello? Can I take The Jacket off now please?"

Film Review: Prey Alone

Prey Alone (12)

Dir. Stephen St. Leger, James Mather

Reviewed by Matt Adcock (@cleric20)

Prepare yourself; this is a high-octane short film that pushes the limits of computer-generated animation to the cutting edge. And if you’re looking for a serious nitro boost of adrenaline action scroll down and watch this sucker now!!

Prey Alone may only be 15 minutes, but man it’s stunning stuff from the gritty interrogation which set the scene to the superb car chase that takes in fighter jets chasing a sports car into a subway system!!

The plot is cool – authorities are trying to bring down a dangerous suspect who ‘cannot be caught’… That’s pretty much all you need to know – just strap yourself in and enjoy the roller coaster CGI ride that has effect which wouldn’t look out of place in The Matrix or Sin City…

There is even time to throw in a cool, clever plot twist which makes you have to watch the film again straight away!

The guys who made this are exactly the sorts of folks I am interested in getting to make the Darkmatters feature… Hey, if you’re reading this, give me a shout?

Watch it now!!




Darkmatt Rating: ööööö (AWESOME)

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Film Review: Pride & Prejudice

Pride & Prejudice (U)
Dir. Joe Wright

Reviewed by Matt Adcock


Violent scenes of utter carnage and unspeakable brutality

- racked my dreams after seeing this new big screen version of the much-loved Jane Austen classic ‘Pride & Prejudice’. I don’t think it had much to do with the film but you never know…

So, ten whole years after the BBC unleashed Colin Firth’s Mr Darcy into a million women’s fantasies, up steps Keira Knightley as an exercet missile of hot female feistiness - Miss Elizabeth Bennet, and she has a ‘lock on’ to male hearts the world over. I have to confess something here, although my love for Die Hard, Star Wars and Fight Club are well documented, I erm, I also have a serious passion for the work of Jane Austen. This is almost certainly due to the influence of my mother who introduced me to her books at an impressionable age and when I say 'introduced me' I mean 'forced me to read her entire catalogue of works'... I’ve never been quite the same since…

Those who have not been initiated into the way of the Austen may not realise that it was she who basically created the romantic comedy ‘formula’ we all been subjected to many times over (often thanks to Richard Curtis). And of her books it is Pride & Prejudice that delivers everything you could want in a timeless story of love conquering social class barriers and foolish arrogance and misunderstanding.

Matthew MacFadyen takes the role Darcy this time and whilst acknowledged as not being as much of a heart throb as Firth, he does convey Darcy’s conceit and hauteur convincingly. In fact the acting is excellent across the board, I really enjoyed Simon Woods’ Bingley and Judi Dench makes a great Lady Catherine de Bourgh. But even with the lovely Jena Malone and Rosamund ‘Doom’ Pike as her sisters it is Keira who steals the show with her impish smile and impossibly gorgeous features. Austen purists might complain that she doesn’t have the prerequisite heaving cleavage with which to convey her emotion but there’s not a red-blooded man alive who wouldn’t be captivated by her Elizabeth (if she really existed of course).

All in all, debut director Joe Wright delivers a great film and utilises some jaw dropping landscape scenes, which add to the semi epic feel. Some may lament the fact that they couldn’t cram everything from the BBC 6-hour miniseries into these two hours but as a complete package this P&P is a top night out.

Darkmatt Rating: öööö (the original and best - rom com)

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"Keira... oh you're lovely!!"

If you're a Jane Austin fan then you might want to check out this blog:

http://ladaisi.blogspot.com/2010/11/im-jane-austen-jane-eyre-kind-of-girl.html

For a more action packed version check: Pride and Prejudice and ZOMBIES

"Mmmmmmm"