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Monday, May 08, 2006

Warning Cloud 9 Heatwave Approaching


"Beach volleyball just got hotter... but wasn't it always quite hot?"

This is a warning to the good people of the UK - be careful when you're renting your next DVD as it might soon be Cloud 9 which has been out for a while in the U.S. and contains not only Burt Reynolds but also scenes like this:


"As in the classic speech in Police Academy... I think this slide speaks for itself!"

There you are... warning almost over!?

That cute woman sporting the 'all pink athletic gear'?
That's Marne Patterson... She's 26, just in case you were wondering...

Darkmatters: H O M E

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pathetic Burt. Appealing to the masses with a "sex sells" movie?

Carl V. Anderson said...

I don't even know what to say. I apologize on behalf of the entire nation.

tabloidbaby said...

Cloud 9 is great!

Social commentary and great laughs in a terrific script with a tremendous cast!