"holding on to your nuts for dear life... every man's philosophy"
Interview with “Scrat”
translated by world-renowned Scratologist, Jerald P. Flaverty f
rom the University of Science in London
Full name:
Scrat: mmeeeeep
J. P. Flaverty: Loosely translated it means, “Scrat.”
Age:
Scrat stamps his foot on the ground many, many times.
J. P. Flaverty: Roughly, he’s 20,000 years old, give or take a few days.
Where do you live?
Scrat: Eee ah brrrrrrrrr
J. P. Flaverty: In the Ice Age. Isn’t it obvious?
Famous for:
Scrat holds up his nut.
Favourite food:
Scrat holds up his nut.
Inspiration:
Scrat holds up his nut.
How did you get the part in “Ice Age”?
Scrat: neeeh argh sniff sniff
J. P. Flaverty: He knew the director. In Hollywood, it’s all about who
you know, especially if you’re a rodent.
People you look up to (why?):
Scrat: Doooh eek, eeeek brrrrrrrrrr mmmmm, mmeeep.
J.P. Flaverty: He admires the director of his movie, “Ice Age,” who’s about to direct another
film. It’s never too early to start kissing up.
Favourite Film:
Scrat: Eeh, neeeh argh eeeee humph.
J. P. Flaverty: “Gone Nutty,” “The Nutty Professor” and “Tommy Boy.”
Girlfriend?
Scrat: grunt grunt heeh meeh
J. P. Flaverty: No, he’s not ready to share his nuts.
Favourite actor/actress:
Scrat: Meh numph, eek meep ehhh sniff sniff grunt
J. P. Flaverty: He’d give one of his nuts to work with Reese Witherspoon.
Meaning of life?
Scrat holds up his nut.
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